Sometimes I crump and it's awkward

I like to rate movies when I watch them, so here’s a bit of an archive of the scores I’ve given.

Beginners - four out of five

Return of the Jedi - five out of five

The Empire Strikes Back - four and a half out of five

A New Hope - four out of five

King Kong - four and a half out of five

The Shining - four out of five

The Hunger Games - three and a half out of five

American Pie 2 - three out of five

American Pie - three and a half out of five

Princess Mononoke - four and a half out of five

Carnage - four out of five

Porco Rosso - four out of five

It’s Complicated - three out of five

Hugo - four and a half out of five

(500) Days Of Summer - three and a half out of five

The Artist  - four and a half out of five

Coyote Ugly - two out of five

Scary Movie - three out of five

Alfie - three and a half out of five

Mysterious Skin - four out of five

A Few Best Men - three out of five

Jane Eyre - four out of five

The Holiday - three and a half out of five

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy - four out of five

Tropic Thunder - three and a half out of five

Frankenstein General Hospital - zero out of five

Mamma Mia! - three out of five

Muriel’s Wedding - four out of five

Sophie’s Choice - five out of five

War Horse - three out of five

Atonement - five out of five

My Neighbor Totoro - four and a half out of five

A Cinderella Story - two out of five

She’s The Man - three out of five

Arietty - three and a half out of five

Reservoir Dogs - four out of five

Forgetting Sarah Marshall - three and a half out of five

Little Children - three and a half out of five

Four Weddings and a Funeral - three and a half out of five

Die Another Day - three and a half out of five

The Iron Lady - three and a half out of five

The Blues Brothers - three and a half out of five

Sex & The City - three out of five

Bride & Prejudice - three out of five

New Year’s Eve - one out of five

The Lion King - four out of five

Tangled - four out of five

The Ides of March - four out of five

In Her Shoes - three and a half out of five

Bridesmaids - three and a half out of five

Drive - three and a half out of five

The Aviator - four out of five

Finding Nemo - four and a half out of five

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon - four out of five

The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1 - two and a half out of five

Midnight In Paris - four out of five

The Notebook - three and a half out of five

Pan’s Labyrinth - five out of five

Thelma & Louise - four out of five

Citizen Kane - five out of five

Crazy, Stupid, Love. - four out of five

The Help - three and a half out of five

The Simpsons Movie - four out of five

Once Were Warriors - three and a half out of five

Aliens - four out of five

Forrest Gump - five out of five

Horrible Bosses - three and a half out of five

Black Swan - four out of five

Morning Glory - three and a half out of five

Wimbledon - three out of five

Rear Window - five out of five

The Princess Diaries 2: The Royal Engagement - three out of five

The Princess Diaries - three out of five

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut - three out of five

Pride & Prejucice - four and a half out of five

Milk - four and a half out of five

Captain America: The First Avenger - two and a half out of five

Sherlock Holmes - three and a half out of five

Lantana - four out of five

The Devil Wears Prada - four out of five

Bad Teacher - two out of five

Brokeback Mountain - five out of five

Not Another Teen Movie - three out of five

Jawbreaker - one out of five

Strictly Ballroom - four out of five

Juno - five out of five

St Trinian’s 2 - two out of five

St Trinian’s - three out of five

Romy And Michele’s Highschool Reunion - three and a half out of five

Clueless - four out of five

Jackie Brown - four out of five

From Dusk Til Dawn - three out of five

Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows - four out of five

> Part One - three out of five

> Part Two - four out of five

Mighty Aphrodite - four and a half out of five

Manhattan - four out of five

Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason - three and a half out of five

Vicky Christina Barcelona - four out of five

Grindhouse - three and a half out of five

> Planet Terror - three and a half out of five

> Death Proof - three out of five

The King’s Speech - five out of five

Rat Race - two out of five

The Boat That Rocked - three and a half out of five

Match Point - four out of five

When In Rome - one and a half out of five

The Reader - four out of five

Burn After Reading - four and a half out of five

Whatever Happened To Baby Jane? - four and a half out of five

Jules and Jim - four out of five

Chicago - five out of five

Eurotrip - one out of five

Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides - three out of five

Burlesque - three out of five

Some Like It Hot - four out of five

My Big Fat Greek Wedding - three and a half out of five

Water For Elephants - three and a half out of five

Eddie - one and a half out of five

Ten Things I Hate About You - four out of five

Raise Your Voice - one and a half out of five

Legally Blonde - three and a half out of five

Bring It On - three and a half out of five

Closer - four out of five

Pulp Fiction - five out of five

Ponyo - four and a half out of five

Sucker Punch - three out of five

Inglourious Basterds - five out of five

Julie & Julia - four out of five

The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King - five out of five

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind - five out of five

Notes On A Scandal - four out of five

Spirited Away - five out of five

Riding In Cars With Boys - three and a half out of five

A Single Man - four out of five

Annie Hall - four out of five

Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - four out of five

No Strings Attached - two and a half out of five

Reign of the Assassins - three out of five

Inception - four and a half out of five

Rabbit Hole - four out of five

127 Hours - three and a half out of five

Kill Bill: Vol. 2 - four and a half out of five

Kill Bill: Vol. 1 - five out of five

American Psycho - three out of five

Bridget Jones’s Diary - four out of five

Revolutionary Road - four and a half out of five

Grease - four out of five

Titanic - five out of five

True Grit - four and a half out of five

Jurassic Park - three and a half out of five

Duel - four out of five

Easy A - four out of five